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Piglin, coloured sheep return to capital city area

kelbert9
May 29
1 min read
Baxter the Piglin (bottom right) and the coloured sheep collection.
Baxter the Piglin (bottom right) and the coloured sheep collection.

A blast from the past has begun to return to Jonasland's capital.


This evening, the government confirmed that it had returned the coloured sheep and the piglin to the paddocks outside the Oakwood Hall. The paddocks, nicknamed the Jonasland Zoo, had been empty since the onset of the Supremacy War in 2024. This was done out of fear that the animals would be targeted.


The sheep present include Bread, JVTA's sheep, who has been around in many forms since 2022. Baxter, a nametagged piglin, is also present. Not all sheep are present; they are currently missing their pink, white, grey, black, cyan, and light blue compatriots. Rory's sheep (Ed Sheeran and Wario) are also missing. The coloured sheep are most well known as the inspiration for the Colourism religion.


Speaking to the Tribune today, JVTA said, "It's about time this happened. They've been in a damn cave for a while, fighting for a tiny patch of grass. Besides, I need the wool."


Some animals still need to be moved to their paddocks. This includes the cows (most notably Donald Trump) and the horses. It is not clear if the allays will be moved with them.

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