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Campaigns in full swing as election due on May 4
An image of the Birch House. Jonasland will be off to the polls on the 4th of May, 2025. This will be the first election held on the...
kelbert9
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Birch House now in use as a residency despite still being under construction
Birch House, as pictured in October of 2023. Much of the building has since been constructed. The government has confirmed that Birch...
kelbert9
Feb 191 min read
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Govt proposes to parliament creation of tourism ministry
The government has confirmed that it has submitted an act that would create a tourism ministry in Jonasland. The bill, titled "Tourism...
kelbert9
Feb 171 min read
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The full results of the January 2025 elections
After seven days of voting, the general elections of January 2025 have concluded. The results have been released by the Jonasland...
kelbert9
Jan 242 min read
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The full results of the October 2024 elections
After seven days of voting, the general elections of October 2024 have concluded. The results have been released by the Jonasland...
kelbert9
Oct 16, 20241 min read
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Jonasland is off to the polls on 16 October - here's what you need to know
Jonasland is going to the polls again next Wednesday. The election will decide who will succeed Rory's government - the JRM or the SDP....
kelbert9
Oct 9, 20242 min read
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The full results of the July 2024 elections
After four days of voting, the general elections of July 2024 have concluded. The results have been released by the Jonasland Election...
kelbert9
Jul 8, 20242 min read
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Jonasland Navy inaugurates first ship
There was reason for the Armed Forces to be celebrating last night, as the Navy inaugurated the JLS Allium, the first naval craft to be...
kelbert9
Apr 7, 20241 min read
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The full results of the March 2024 elections
After three days of voting, the general elections of March 2024 have concluded. The results have been released by the Jonasland Election...
kelbert9
Mar 30, 20241 min read
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Jonasland's headed to the polls on March 31st - here's what you need to know
The government announced today that the next election will be held on March 31st, 2024. A milestone in Jonasland history, the election...
kelbert9
Mar 17, 20241 min read
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Parliament passes historic electoral reform act
Five days ago, on March 11th, 2024, parliament passed a major electoral act, the Political and Electoral Reform Act of February 2024. The...
kelbert9
Mar 16, 20241 min read
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Jonasland's darkest day: destruction across capital after bombs detonated
Jonasland's capital is in a state of disrepair today. Yesterday, at around 6:00pm NZT, several bombs were detonated by pressure plate. In...
kelbert9
Jul 5, 20231 min read
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McDonald's looking to franchise across Jonasland
Just one and a half months after opening, McDonald's Jonasland is seeking to expand outwards. The chain is interested in setting up...
kelbert9
Jun 4, 20231 min read
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Jonasland likely to rejoin U.R.A.
Following yesterday's surprise election results, the government of Jonasland has entirely flipped in terms of international relations. A...
kelbert9
Jun 2, 20231 min read
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Syndicate merges into SDP
Today, the government announced that the Inspiring Societally Inclined Syndicate party will be merged into the Social Democratic Party....
kelbert9
Apr 25, 20231 min read
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PMI closes headquarters to public
PMI has announced it will close it's headquarters in Thailand to public and government access. PMI made the announcement over Discord to...
kelbert9
Apr 17, 20231 min read
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JonasMart seeking to open Jonasland store
General goods retail store JonasMart is seeking to open a store in Jonasland. JonasMart is a retail store owned by GSC - the people that...
kelbert9
Apr 14, 20231 min read
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Curfew ends in Jonasland amidst ceasefire in Potato
The government and armed forces have decided to lift the curfew across Jonasland, East Thailand, and the occupied territories. This...
kelbert9
Apr 14, 20231 min read
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JVTA suggests Thailand mountain matter should be negotiated
Former president and both current vice president and leader of the JSP, JVTA, has suggested that the matter of the Thailand mountain be...
kelbert9
Apr 5, 20231 min read
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New tunnel built under Birch Island
A small tunnel has been constructed today under Birch Island. The tunnel was built by JVTA, to make boat connections between Pavaria and...
kelbert9
Mar 6, 20231 min read
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