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Government resumes work on Birch Island statue
The construction site on 25 March 2026. The government has finally resumed work on the JVTA Statue, less than three years after construction stalled. Work restarted this afternoon, after a brief government statement announcing its continuation. Although a call for resources was made, a large amount of terracotta has been produced. President JVTA, who spoke to the Tribune today, attributed this to the amount of clay found inside the nation's borders. "We've gotten very lucky,"
Progress finally made on the Metro station - three years after construction began
A photo released by the Government. The government has confirmed that progress has been made on the Jonasland Metro - more three years after construction began. Government sources confirmed the news at 1:01 pm NZDT on 28 February. A short statement, somewhat mimicking statements by U.S. president Donald Trump, was released by the president around the same time. The statement reads: "BREAKING NEWS - THERE HAS BEEN PROGRESS ON THE METRO FOR ONCE. THIS IS JUST ONE STEP IN OUR MO
The full results of the May 2025 elections
After seven days of voting, the general elections of May 2025 have concluded. The results have been released by the Jonasland Electoral...
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Government resumes work on Birch Island statue
The construction site on 25 March 2026. The government has finally resumed work on the JVTA Statue, less than three years after construction stalled. Work restarted this afternoon, after a brief government statement announcing its continuation. Although a call for resources was made, a large amount of terracotta has been produced. President JVTA, who spoke to the Tribune today, attributed this to the amount of clay found inside the nation's borders. "We've gotten very lucky,"
Progress finally made on the Metro station - three years after construction began
A photo released by the Government. The government has confirmed that progress has been made on the Jonasland Metro - more three years after construction began. Government sources confirmed the news at 1:01 pm NZDT on 28 February. A short statement, somewhat mimicking statements by U.S. president Donald Trump, was released by the president around the same time. The statement reads: "BREAKING NEWS - THERE HAS BEEN PROGRESS ON THE METRO FOR ONCE. THIS IS JUST ONE STEP IN OUR MO
The full results of the May 2025 elections
After seven days of voting, the general elections of May 2025 have concluded. The results have been released by the Jonasland Electoral...
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The full results of the May 2025 elections
After seven days of voting, the general elections of May 2025 have concluded. The results have been released by the Jonasland Electoral...
Campaigns in full swing as election due on May 4
An image of the Birch House. Jonasland will be off to the polls on the 4th of May, 2025. This will be the first election held on the...
Birch House now in use as a residency despite still being under construction
Birch House, as pictured in October of 2023. Much of the building has since been constructed. The government has confirmed that Birch...
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Govt proposes to parliament creation of tourism ministry
The government has confirmed that it has submitted an act that would create a tourism ministry in Jonasland. The bill, titled "Tourism...
Jonasland likely to rejoin U.R.A.
Following yesterday's surprise election results, the government of Jonasland has entirely flipped in terms of international relations. A...
PMI closes headquarters to public
PMI has announced it will close it's headquarters in Thailand to public and government access. PMI made the announcement over Discord to...
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