A photo released by the Government. The government has confirmed that progress has been made on the Jonasland Metro - more three years after construction began. Government sources confirmed the news at 1:01 pm NZDT on 28 February. A short statement, somewhat mimicking statements by U.S. president Donald Trump, was released by the president around the same time. The statement reads: "BREAKING NEWS - THERE HAS BEEN PROGRESS ON THE METRO FOR ONCE. THIS IS JUST ONE STEP IN OUR MO

The government has confirmed that it has submitted an act that would create a tourism ministry in Jonasland. The bill, titled "Tourism...