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OPINION: The worst blunder I've ever witnessed
Taylor, Marshall, Rory, and Tamati heating marshmallows over the burning corpse of the URA. This is an opinion article written by JVTA. It is not intended to reflect the opinions of every person working for PMI. Unity on the server is something that doesn't occur way too often. Sometimes you'll have a force uniting despite differences against a common enemy (the Supremacy War). Sometimes you'll get the people joining together to celebrate (the Fifth Anniversary). And sometime

Jonas Albert
Oct 72 min read


The Gays form organisation to rival URA
The URA has gained a rival. The "Big Baller Collective", or BBC - no relation to the British public broadcaster of the same name - is an...

Jonas Albert
May 10, 20231 min read


Carrot accepted into the URA
TaylorWorld, the Potato King, has announced that the Carrot Republic will be admitted into the United Realmplex Alliance. The...

Jonas Albert
Apr 23, 20231 min read


Carrot Republic declines to join U.R.A.
The United Colonies of the Carrot Republic has refused to join the U.R.A. The announcement was made earlier this evening by Rory, the...

Jonas Albert
Oct 6, 20222 min read


Potato proposes new United Nations-esque organisation
The Potato Empire's head of state, TaylorWorld, has proposed the creation of an organisation similar to the United Nations, to unite the...

Jonas Albert
Jul 24, 20221 min read
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