Taylor, Marshall, Rory, and Tamati heating marshmallows over the burning corpse of the URA. This is an opinion article written by JVTA. It is not intended to reflect the opinions of every person working for PMI. Unity on the server is something that doesn't occur way too often. Sometimes you'll have a force uniting despite differences against a common enemy (the Supremacy War). Sometimes you'll get the people joining together to celebrate (the Fifth Anniversary). And sometime

The flag of the now-dissolved United Realmplex Alliance. In a crushing blow to server unity, the United Realmplex Alliance today voted to dissolve after four years of operation. The announcement was made tonight by the heads of state in three of the four member states. "To the citizens of the U.R.A member states, and to the server as a whole, the leaders of the Potato Empire and the Sea Spray Islands, have decided to end the U.R.A.," the announcement read. "We have concluded

The indoor section of the coronation ceremony. Electroranger123 is on the throne. TaylorWorld (the outgoing king) is to the right. Also on the right is Rory running past Kaleidico. CurvedNickle is on the left in pink. Electroranger123 (King Tamati III as he is known in Potato) was crowned the third Potato King this morning, bringing to a close the nearly five-year reign of TaylorWorld, who abdicated six days ago. The coronation ceremony - the first in Potato's history - took

The World Dynasty is drawing to an end after nearly five years. TaylorWorld, known in Potato by the regnal name Taylor I, has abdicated the throne of the Potato Empire. He made the announcement today, in a surprise message that followed a brief commemoration of the fifth anniversary of the day construction started on the Potato Temple. He is expected to be succeeded by Electroranger123 (King Tamati I), who until this moment was solely serving as King of Tajmir, one of the Pot

PMI has conducted an opinion poll on the tenure of the moderator and co-moderator. The opinion poll was conducted between 9 July and 12 July 2026. There were eleven respondents, down two from the last poll of its kind. PMI asked questions on whether respondents approved of the moderator and co-moderator's tenures, whether respondents supported the recent bans, and who the server would prefer as their moderator. Kaleidico has found himself to be very popular, with 10 responden

Flag of the United Serial Alcoholics. Realmplex's moderator, Kaleidico, has today made the decision to permanently ban the members of the United Serial Alcoholics (USA), in an unprecedented move. Seven individuals (Clamlum, Gauntlemur26, GodderE2D, Imustbemad, Rywer106, Ss9m, and Toasterw) were banned in total, on multiple counts of hacking, cheating, and harassment. The full list of accusations, as well as futher reasoning for the ban, were given in a YouTube video published

The Pickagon, as seen from Big Hill on 6 June. Jonasland's government is mulling the possibility of demolishing the Pickagon, an abandoned construction project east of Pavaria and Exerton. The site was first occupied around 2024, and was set to be the headquarters of the Jonasland Reformist Movement, a pro-URA party that dominated Jonasland politics for much of that year. The project stalled as the year came to an end, and the dissolution of the JRM in May of 2025 ended all i

Potato's roadmap, going forward. (VISUAL CREATED BY JVTA) This is an OPINION ARTICLE. This article does not represent the opinions of the rest of PMI. At the time of writing, it has been 563 days since the last election in Potato Empire (6 October 2024). Technically, an election should have been held on 6 March 2025, introducing a new political system the UCP had proposed the previous election. However, fate had a different idea. As it turns out, all you need to disable Potat

Welcome to PMI's coverage of the March 2026 moderator election. Election day has finally arrived, after a turbulent campaign period. One candidate (McTwoPoint0) withdrew, another candidate (LEAN LOVER) was permabanned for transphobia. This left only three candidates, the lowest number ever (surpassing the four we had in August 2024). Turnout was 32, 16 votes lower than last year. Below are the results, as certified by the moderation team. Because he was still on the ballot af

The logo of the Potato Democrats. The Potato Democrats are demanding the triggering of new elections and a refresher of the political system of the Potato Empire. In a series of statements released over the past week, the Potato Democrats revealed a proposal called NESPA (New Electoral System for Potato Act). NESPA has been described as a rehash of the current Potato Council rules, with some proposals derived from the aborted Mixed Member Potato project launched after the mos

PMI has conducted its first ever opinion poll. The opinion poll was conducted between 23 December 2025 and 28 December 2025. There were thirteen respondents. Of those that responded, a plurality disapproved of the tenure of current moderator Imustbemad. The percentage of those disapproving of the moderator (46.2%) was ahead of the percentage of those who approved (38.5%) by 7.7. 15.4% were unsure of how they felt. Respondents were asked two further questions: who they put as

The flag of the Pumpkin Republic. The Pumpkin Republic held its first elections yesterday. Seven parties participated in the elections, which are the first democratic elections to occur on Realmplex since August this year. Two parties participated; the FAST! Party, led by Chippy_02026, and the Civil League of Independent Taxpayers (C.L.I.T.), led by CurvedMetal. The elections were held to choose the president. Under the country's semi-presidential structure, a prime minister

After a week of voting, the August 2025 moderator election has concluded. There were 49 votes in total. Of these, one had to be...

The flag of Jonasland. Jonasland's ruling party, the Social Democratic Party, has split in two in order to comply with the nation's...

The following interview was conducted by McTwoPoint0. PMI does not endorse any of the opinions expressed in this interview. A few days...

The Potato Bridge, destroyed further by JAW forces. The Third Great Realmplex War began today. It is being fought between the Potato...

RoryRDMB has been re-elected as moderator, defeating incumbent moderator BasilGaming. He has subsequently become the first moderator to...

JVTA is back as president, and their party, the SDP, is back in power in Jonasland after today's election results. The results saw the...

DISCLAIMER: This interview was conducted on 18 December 2024. Some information may now be incorrect due to the recent events in Sol Corp...

The Potato Council has passed a bill unanimously that will change the electoral system of the Potato Empire. The bill is dubbed the...