After long last, we interview the antithesis to the potato, the ruler of the carrots, King Rory I.
Right, let's get this over and done with. Question one. What is your opinion on how the two-week peace has gone?
RORY: Surprisingly well, I thought potato would try some kind of retaliation against Carrot Empire. But I do think that they will try something after the two week peace is done.
Are you expecting any form of attack or...?
RORY: Potentially, I need to be vigilant, even [i]n peacetime
Alright, onto question two. Taylor claims he "will get back the Temple". How do you respond to this? Do you have any defensive plans?
RORY: I have erected a wall temporarily around Carrot Empire to keep outsiders away as it is an internal conflict, and I did set up a minefield, but because of the truce I decided to get rid of it.
Is there not a wall there already?
RORY: I extended it because it was not done and could not do an adequate job of keeping people out.
Right, over to question three. Concerning the anniversary of the Realmplex server, do you have any plans for what the Carrot Empire is going to do once the day arrives?
RORY: Can you be more specific? Because the truce is until next week.
I was talking about festivities and stuff like that.
RORY: I’m working on the anniversary area with Taylor, so I will not be doing anything to Carrot Empire, if that is what you meant.
The anniversary area?
RORY: Oop said too much.
Next question. Your minister of defense, Trippie Greenn, resigned from their post and left the Carrot Empire, then came back just two days ago. What do you think of the situation?
RORY: Good, but it is a bit concerning that a person of such high rank in my Empire can be bought out like that. And it’s concerning that he could just be bought out by both sides. Not just one.
Uh, didn't he say he was neutral?
RORY: The enclave is neutral, but he was a member of Potato Resistance as well.
Hold on, really? He looked like one of your closest allies at one point.
RORY: Then Taylor bribed him. I thought you wrote an article about it...
I didn't hear about this.
RORY: Also he said he could be bought out like a mercenary, I thought you included that statement in one of your articles?
[JVTA PROCEEDS TO CHECK THE ARTICLE]
Oh yeah, I did. I think I have bad memory.
RORY: Factual.
Right, final question. Do you have any plans for the Temple? As in anything for the Carrot Empire?
RORY: Not as current, we just plan to fill up the remaining area with carrots, as for the temple we have no plans, as Taylor has the blueprints to the temple. Also, one last thing I would like to add.
What's that?
RORY: I am willing to negotiate with Taylor for the territory of Carrot Empire, I do have terms, such as keeping some territory for Carrots or other vegetables, but I will stop replacing potatoes with carrots in other areas, and I will even lend some totems for the clearing of the carrots in case there are any active mines still in the area.
Can't you just mine down and remove the TNT?
RORY: I didn’t make down the co ordinates of the mines, but I did disarm 2 out of the 3 dangerous traps, but I’m not even sure if that last one works.
Right. Well, that's all we have. Thank you for talking.
RORY: Thank you for talking.
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