Realmplex may be plunged into war again soon.
A recent message posted by Ethan - head of state of Femboy Land - has demanded the dissolution of the Potato Empire. If Potato Empire does not dissolve, then the day the message is one week old, Femboy Land (and presumably it's allies, though we can't confirm this) will declare war on Potato Empire.
It honestly looks to be an instant loss for Potato, concerning a lot of their citizens are, at time of writing, either banned or unable to play on the server. Those who remain make up a small fraction of people.
And what does Femboy Land have? They have the ability to waltz in and take over. And if you think I'm lying, keep in mind other countries have done it before. Must I remind you of the Carrot-Potato Conflict, where Rory seized the Potato Temple for a month? What about the Great Realmplex War, where Carrot Empire managed to destroy swaths of Potato territory as it's citizens watched on in shock? And lest I remind you how easy it is to get into the country.
And let's not forget - they have SashaTripleUnderscore on their side. Remember him? Yeah, he's probably gonna be on Femboy Land's side in this war. Not a good look for Potato Empire.
Potato Empire now needs a miracle on their side, or else they face total obliteration at the behest of a country centered around femboys.
So what are the options?
It's hard to think of any. Personally, I'd declare my house a new nation to the rest of the world and save myself from the war. But the possibilities of them accepting that are up in the air. So we're stuck at a breaking point. Either divide up our land and watch as the world powers grow in influence, or be forced to surrender to powerful forces.
We have less than a week to decide.
This is an OPINION ARTICLE. This article does not represent the opinions of the rest of the PMI company.
Comments