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A question arose in my head while reading about the recent Carrot Empire creation.
Sure, the potatoes may be gone, but where's their ruler? In a time of distress, a ruler should come to their citizens' aid. So now I ask the question: where is King Taylor I of the Potato Empire!?
You'd think that he'd be in a war bunker, planning his next move. Fat chance. Not only is he not planning his revenge, but witness accounts allege that he was literally there when Rory took over! So where is he?
Well, one theory is that he is dead. He might not be dead, but there's a big chance. After all, how did this photo happen?

Could he really be dead? Only time can tell. We'll just have to see.
[ONCE AGAIN, THIS ARTICLE REFLECTS THE VIEWS OF A SINGULAR WRITER, AND DOES NOT REPRESENT THE VIEWS OF PMI AS A WHOLE.]
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