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Jonas Albert
Jul 4, 20231 min read
Jonasland affected by major terrorist attack
Jonasland today was affected by a major terrorist incident. At around 6:00 pm NZT today, JVTA joined to find a pressure plate in their...
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Jonas Albert
May 27, 20231 min read
SSI elections: Union Party win absolute majority of the vote
Today's elections in the Sea Spray Islands have concluded. The SSI Herald states that the Union Party, run by incumbent head of state...
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Jonas Albert
May 21, 20232 min read
Jonasland election to go ahead despite being one-party state
Jonasland's government is continuing to push forward with it's plans for the next election on June 1st, 2023, despite there only being...
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Jonas Albert
May 10, 20231 min read
The Gays form organisation to rival URA
The URA has gained a rival. The "Big Baller Collective", or BBC - no relation to the British public broadcaster of the same name - is an...
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Jonas Albert
May 6, 20231 min read
Results of the second Potato Empire general election
Welcome to PMI's coverage of the Potato Empire's elections, held between May 1st and May 5th of 2023. Three parties and two independent...
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Jonas Albert
Apr 29, 20232 min read
Carrot announces completion of new ships, refitting of others
Carrot has announced today the completion of several vessels and the refitting of other vessels. The first of the new ships is the CNS...
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Jonas Albert
Apr 23, 20231 min read
Carrot accepted into the URA
TaylorWorld, the Potato King, has announced that the Carrot Republic will be admitted into the United Realmplex Alliance. The...
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Jonas Albert
Apr 20, 20231 min read
Potato to award citizens that fought in battle for Thailand
The Potato King, TaylorWorld, announced a few moments ago that he would bestow upon SpecShark and EPCNZ, who today successfully won for...
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Jonas Albert
Apr 20, 20231 min read
Maraterria begins construction of royal hall
The small island state of Maraterria has announced that the royal hall, in the west part of the country, has begun construction. The hall...
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Jonas Albert
Apr 12, 20232 min read
PMI Rundown (12 Apr 2023)
Damn, does time fly by! Welcome one and all to the second PMI Rundown, published just 32 days after the first one. Let's see the news...
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Jonas Albert
Apr 11, 20231 min read
Jonasland election: Clamlum sweeps up majority vote
An election occurred in Jonasland today. It was set to end tomorrow, however it ended a day early due to everyone voting before the...
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Jonas Albert
Apr 6, 20231 min read
Gayland opens it's borders
Gayland, the northernmost faction on the server and also known as The Gays, has announced today that it will open it's borders. The...
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Jonas Albert
Mar 30, 20231 min read
Jonasland refuses to give back Thailand border mountain
Jonasland has denied a request for the mountain that sits on the border of the Two Thailands to be returned. The mountain sits upon the...
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Jonas Albert
Mar 27, 20231 min read
Jonasland makes deal to occupy Name Pending
Jonasland has made a historic deal to take over the territory of the former Name Pending. The deal was finalised today between Clamlum...
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Jonas Albert
Mar 16, 20231 min read
Name Pending to be maintained by SashaTripleUnderscore
SashaTripleUnderscore has agreed to maintain Name Pending. The decision followed short discussion between Potato and later Jonasland on...
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Jonas Albert
Mar 16, 20231 min read
Name Pending fate unknown as MikeCube departs Realmplex
MikeCube and Trombone_13 have quit Realmplex. Their reason given was "lack of interest and a general dislike of the server". In the mist...
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Jonas Albert
Mar 14, 20231 min read
Vote called regarding Sasha's status as admin
A vote is being held on SashaTripleUnderscore's status as moderator of the server. The vote had been requested amidst debate over whether...
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Jonas Albert
Mar 13, 20233 min read
An interview with JVTA: Round Two
Over a year after their first interview with us, the former president of Jonasland, JVTA, sits down with us at PMI, for some talk about...
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Jonas Albert
Mar 10, 20231 min read
PMI Rundown (10 Mar 2023)
UPDATE (10.03.2023 - 5:01PM NZDT): RoryRDMB has had his citizenship added back. Hello, and welcome to the very first PMI Rundown. This is...
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Jonas Albert
Mar 6, 20231 min read
Femboy Land formally changes name to "The Gays"
Femboy Land has requested a formal name change to "The Gays". The new name was requested yesterday by SandwichPress. The name change is...
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