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King Taylor oddly silent as Rory makes several statements
The potato king, TaylorWorld, is oddly silent as Rory releases a statement decreeing the Carrot Empire's independence. In a statement...

Jonas Albert
Feb 25, 20221 min read


EXCLUSIVE: Photos reveal extent of the Carrot Empire takeover.
PMI has received exclusive images from inside the Potato Temple grounds following it's seizure by the Carrot Empire. For the safety of...

Jonas Albert
Feb 25, 20221 min read


An interview with JVTA
We sat down with the world's favourite pushover to talk about his recent activities. So Jonas, introduce yourself. JVTA: My name is Jonas...

Jonas Albert
Feb 25, 20221 min read


Potato Temple seized by carrot-related group, make claim to throne
Today, the populace of the Potato Empire awoke to find themselves under a new country. The "Carrot Empire", as they call themselves, have...

Jonas Albert
Feb 25, 20221 min read
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